Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Neuro Gasm

Neuro Gasm: Orgasm for the Brain.

I found it in Manila Oriental Market for $1.99 + $0.05 crv.
It "promotes healthy blood flow" and has 35 calories per bottle. 9g of sugar & total carb.
It contains a lot of things I've never heard of. The bottle says this. Read and laugh with me:

Arginine AKG - improves blood flow
L-Citruline - enhances the effect of L-Arginine
Acetyl-L-Carnitine - cellular energy and DNA protection
L-Norvaline - extends the lifecycle of L-Arginine
L-Pheynylalanine - an amino acide associated with mood
Caffeine - energy and alertness
L-Theanine - helps reduce stress
Alpha GPC - helps promote energy and alertness
Inositiol - associated with mood and energy
L-Lysine - helps reduce stress and anxiety

Other Ingredients: carbonated water, crystalline fructose, fruit and v3getable juice (for color), gum acacia, ester gum, natural flavors, citric acid, malic acid, sucralose, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, niacinamide, pyridoxine HCL, riboflavin, thiamin HCL, folate, cyanocobalamin.

Warning: Not recommended for children under 12 years of age, pregnant or nursing women or people sensitive to caffeine.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not inteded to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

Yep. I bought it because I was curious to how it tastes. It tastes like carbonated fruit punch. So mix Sprite with fruit punch and you'll get this drink, minus the crazily named ingredients.

BTW, this is their website: http://drinkneuro.com

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