My electric fan broke, and although the weather has been generally cold, my room can turn into a sauna. So I need a new fan. I'm sweating like a pig here. Although a quick Google search told me that pigs don't sweat. They have a few sweat glands, but those don't function like human sweat glands. Pigs cool down by rolling in mud or water. A bath sounds nice, but we have no bathtub (save the one in my parents' room). I'm not about to go rolling in mud. Unless it's part of a spa treatment. Hey, I'm flexible.
Then again, maybe not.