All I want for Christmas...is you ooh...!!!
"What can be worse than the total agony of being in love?"
"Smile, bow a little, a little wave, good."
"Ooh. Would we call her chubby?"
"You know, being the prime minister and all, I can have him murdered."
"No, I think you're getting pissed enough for the both of us."
wanker - crazy
pissed - drunk
loo - restroom
bloke - a guy